On the Road Again Season 8 Episodes

Pre-Credits Gag:  Jesse jams out with his new band, which now has like fifty members (including some pretty fly backup singers).  At the end of the song, Viper starts smashing his guitar, either because it was stylish at the time, what with the kids and their grungy music (note his ripped jeans), or because he suddenly realized how horrible the band he joined is.  The rest of the family all praise Jesse and his terrible new ring then he reveals their name: Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets.  I don't even know what that'due south supposed to mean.  Is it supposed to sound like something else, or be a reference to something, or what?  I remember Jesse having a monkey puppet and calling himself "Hot Daddy" when he was home schooling the twins a few episodes ago but that doesn't really explain why information technology ended up being the band'due south proper noun.  Michelle's all, "what the fuck?," not considering of how nonsensical the name is, but considering she suggested they exist chosen "Uncle Jesse and the Sunflowers" and, to her astonishment, besides equally my own, they actually didn't practice what she said for once.  I tin can't really say which name is worse.  Finally, did yous notice Jesse'south stylish dashiki?  If you missed information technology somehow, delight accept a moment to soak information technology in.

After Jesse escorts his new band mates out of the back door, Viper loops around the side of the house and meets upward with DJ in forepart of the kitchen windows for some hot smooching. Danny walks into the kitchen and sees them, which is pretty unavoidable because they're in a totally conspicuous place, and he decides for some reason that he has to hibernate behind the kitchen counter and then they don't see him.

After they're gone, Joey shows upwards and Danny confides in him about what he just saw.  Joey gives some uncharacteristically wise advice near how Danny forbidding DJ to date Viper will only further compel her to do so merely then, earlier the room could actually start spinning as I laid witness to Joey's alarming unforeseen cognizance, he started talking nearly how he got ill from eating too much dirt when he was in high school and all was right with the globe again.

Stephanie and Michelle become into DJ's room and start a hardcore snooping entrada, straight up digging through her shit so they tin can find her diary because they think she has a new boyfriend.  They find a big sleeky photo of the Monkey Puppets nether her pillow and deduce that she must be dating 1 of them, but before they can begin to speculate nearly which 1 it is, DJ enters the room.  Instead of apologizing for being invasive assholes, they offset grilling DJ almost who she's dating until she finally shoves them out the door.

Equally they set up to travel to their upcoming gig, the Monkey Puppets lament their roadie unexpectedly quitting and decide to dupe Joey into doing the job for free by asking him to open for their operation with his shitty stand up-upward one-act act.

Everyone helps Becky acquit her and the twins' baggage to the car because they're going on the road with Jesse for some reason.  After they all go out the scene, Viper comes into the kitchen and starts smoochin' all up on DJ again.  He tries to persuade her to come to the gig and to tell her dad about them but she insists that Danny will object on account of his shabby attire and big fake tattoo.

Danny comes in and gives Viper the stink eye until he leaves and and so DJ convinces Kimmie Gibbler to come with her to the Monkey Puppets gig so Danny wont suspect that she'south just going so she can engage in more closed oral cavity smooching with Viper.

Jesse brings his married woman and young children to the shittiest hotel on the planet.  Apparently he stayed in that location a bunch of times before merely I guess he didn't find all the filth and malfunctioning equipment because he was too busy bangin' groupies.  Becky seems pretty imperturbable about the whole thing, presumably because it's pretty much what she's come to expect at this point, but it still seems odd to me that she doesn't just offer to pay for a nicer hotel, what with her high paying job and all.

DJ tells Danny that she's going to go see Jesse'southward band with Kimmie Gibbler and he tells her that there's no style that she's going because he knows all nigh her personal concern.  She asks him why the fuck she was spying on her and for some reason he doesn't analyze that he only knows because she was smooching in front end of a big window and all he was doing was standing in the kitchen.  Danny tells DJ that he doesn't trust Viper because, unlike Steve, he's not really the kind of guy who will look 18 months to get to second base then DJ tells him that he can go suck a dick because she'due south gonna go anyway and he tin can't stop her.

As Becky entertains the twins with the vibrating bed, Jesse brings dorsum a bunch of crap from the vending motorcar for dinner, like a truthful hunter gatherer.  Joey and Viper come in to scheme on the snacks and so Jesse admits that the hotel is a big shithole, which leads to an existential crisis about him getting older.

Before Jesse can fully face facts nigh being an aging failure, Danny calls his room to tell him that Viper has been dating DJ, who'due south on her manner to their show as they speak.  Danny rounds up Stephanie and Michelle and so they tin can head over in that location, too, and then Jesse immediately fires Viper after hanging up the phone.  Viper says that Jesse can kick him out of their terrible band if he wants but he wont stop pursuing a lukewarm human relationship with DJ and and so he storms off.

Every bit Joey does the mic cheque, the gig possessor, who's got to be the seediest motherfucker who e'er walked the globe, comes over to him and wags his cigar while demanding that they appease the polka fans who are coming to the show that night (incidentally, I kept thinking that the owner was saying "poker" and it took me several minutes to empathize why poker fans demanded a particular type of music for their carte nighttime).  Before Joey tin can fully explicate the state of affairs to Jesse, DJ comes in with Kimmie Gibbler and Jesse pulls her aside and tells her that he fired Viper.  DJ's all, "what the fuck?" and Jesse explains that Viper'south a greasy young musician who wants nothing just poontang and and so Becky cuts in and points out that Jesse was the exact same style when they met.  She farther explains that her own mother objected to her dating Jesse at beginning and for some reason no one takes this as a blaring alarm that DJ is nearly to become into a relationship with a guy that will do zilch merely sponge off her and drag her downwards.  Becky says that she had to evidence her mom that there was more to Jesse than "long hair, rock 'north' whorl and a Harley," and so I guess Becky'southward mom was persuaded to like him after learning that he likewise likes fried chicken.  That had to be it considering there really is nothing else to him after that.

The club owner comes over and starts enervating that the band gets ready to perform some polka and Jesse's similar, "what the fuck are you fifty-fifty talking about?"  One time the situation is clarified, Jesse tells him that they're not equipped for polka merely and then the owner tells him that he's got a "roomful of polka supplies."  Sure, why not?  Before Jesse tin explicate that they're non a polka ring and are totally unqualified to play that kind of music, Viper intervenes and shares that he was raised in a polka ring.  Ok, and so that's one guy who can play polka… how's the rest of the band supposed to learn how to do it now?  Why are they even humoring this scenario?  I doubt that this gig pays jack shit.

Jesse is so moved past Viper's offer to help him play a gig that he should clearly walk out on that he apologizes for objecting to their relationship and invites him dorsum into the ring.  Equally Jesse and his band head to the back room to prepare to humiliate themselves fifty-fifty more than they would have if they'd played their own music, Danny comes in with the girls.  DJ takes him aside and explains that she's almost 18 years old and he can't dictate who she can and can't date.  The music comes on (for the commencement time in like 4 episodes!  I kind of hoped that it was never coming back only I guess that was a pretty unrealistic aspiration.  Maybe it was missing from those last episodes because they had such nonsensical premises', whereas this one has a much clearer very special message.  Or, more than probable, no one cared enough to recall to include it) as DJ explains that there's goose egg to worry almost because she's pretty apparently one of those wait-for-marriage chicks and then Danny says that he trusts her judgment, and then, hugs.

Jesse and his band come up out in their lederhosen and I guess nosotros're supposed to believe that they tin can perform polka afterward all.  Hey, why non?  For a 2d I thought that the whole relationship premise was going to be nullified when DJ sees Viper in that ridiculous little polka outfit, because if that's non a bargain billow then I don't know what is, only for some reason she seems pretty into information technology.

The band plays a polka rendition of "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night" as everyone dances around similar corny assholes and the functioning runs through the entire credits considering I guess they thought someone would be able to stand to lookout more than 5 seconds of information technology. Well, they were wrong.

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